This tongue-in-cheek hilarious post is from The Perils of Pauline by Collette Yvonne. Warning: Contains some adult content.
I hope you have fun reading as much as I did! I can't deny that these are very realistic barbs!
Title: The Perils of Pauline
Author: Collette Yvonne
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About the author
Collette Yvonne graduated from York University in Toronto with an Honor’s BA in Creative Writing. Her short stories, including From the Cottage Porch and Wild Words 2010, appear in several anthologies. She's written numerous articles in national Canadian publications, plus over 150 pieces for various Ontario newspapers. Her short story, Snapshots for Henry, was made into a short film, directed by Teresa Hannigan, and received a 2007 Genie nomination for Best Live Action Short Drama.